GR1-10 First letter from AULAAOO 2. This letter contained a text that GR1 undertook to cut out and burn.

 

UMMOAEELEUUE

 

No. of copies: 4

 

Countries: Spain

 

Language: Spanish

 

Mr MR:

 

I confess in my own name, and conveying a unanimous feeling of my brothers, that we do not fully understand the OEMMII of OYAGAA. There is no blame. We are two different species (a term not exactly appropriate) and we cannot come to understand each other. Imagine that you were able to clone what you call a Homo Neanderthalensis, dress him in clothing typical of OYAGAA in your time 2013, and exhibit him in the crowded streets of one of the many and ever more populous cities of your cold star. We disagree with many of your anthropologists who maintain that practically no one would turn to look at that unfortunate OEMMII. We think, quite on the contrary, that such a being would be looked at with disgust, disdain or at the very least with open surprise in your most “advanced” cities, and that he would run a serious risk of death in other places on OYAGAA where ignorance and disorder reign. We know that the genome of what you have recently discovered and named “HOMO DESINOVIENSIS” carried the pre-Neanderthal gene (in reality it carried the “Homo Heidelbergensis” genetic load) and transmitted it eastwards, a large part of its genotype becoming attached exclusively to those you call Australian aborigines (this is unknown on OYAGAA), who, as you can verify, closely resemble the palaeo-artistic portraits made by your scientist-artists. These unfortunate OEEMMII have suffered particular persecution until very recent times, precisely because of the pigmentation of their skin and their “bestial” features -a description that has appeared in the Australian press on many occasions- inherited “without blame” from certain particular characters conceived by WOA and accepted by the BUAWAA BIIAEII, which makes the underlying (Sic) ignorant racism especially repugnant. We hope, Mr MR, that you will not be offended by what we express next: a direct contact by a single one of my brothers with you, with his identity and provenance asserted, even in or during a year as advanced as your period 2013, would with a probability of 87,98% (taking a sample of the adult urban population of the “first world”) bring about the extermination or forced confinement of our brother, and if he presented himself in more backward locations on OYAGAA, the probability of annihilization (Sic) of his OEMMII is close to 100%. That is not to mention the trauma that would be caused -for practically the whole population- on your morally deteriorated cold star by the confirmation of the existence of beings “of flesh and blood”, which, however conceivable theoretically for most OEMMII of OYAGAA, is psychologically unacceptable as soon as the material event were to happen. All the more so in these troubled -for you- times, which we do not hesitate to describe as the beginning of your "dark night". We want you to understand two important things: first, that your hominization (id est, the incorporation of an OEMMBUUAUU into an OOEEMMII, not the arbitrary definitions of your anthropologists or of your dogmatic religious men) took place, we believe, at some point around 4,16 million years of OYAGAA before your OEMMIIOWOOA, which contradicts many beliefs of your archaeo-anthropologist brothers, who lack the means to research better, since your rulers are bent, instead of diverting resources to these and other honourable investigations, on financing despicable objectives and criminal ends. The above means that from your OEMBUOEMIOAA, your hominization, a maximum of (measured in your conception of time) little more than 30 million years of OYAGAA could elapse, in linear probabilistic terms, until your complete disappearance). You are obsessed with knowing THE TRUTH HERE AND NOW, and you blame the BUUAAWEE BIIAEII or my brothers for the lack of answers to your legitimate, though naive, questions. In the name of my superior on OYAGAA, once again (bear in mind that we OEMMII of UMMO are avowedly gregarious -this term is not pejorative for us- and we have repeated it many times) WE ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE OURSELVES KNOWN MASSIVELY IN A PATENT OR EVIDENT WAY FOR THE MOMENT, nor are we going to help you, save for an exception admitted and ordered by

 

Forgive the apparent (but non-existent) arrogance in what follows: you still do not understand: A LIFE, YOUR life, and that of any OEMMII of the WAAM WAAM, is ESSENTIAL for the BUUUAWAA LAAEEDOO EESEE UUAALOO. Reflect (we know, Mr MR, that you have done the exercise) on your relative importance among 10^180 (*) planets -possibly- inhabited by OEMMII _the current operational estimate of our physicists_ and multiply it by an average of 3X 10^9 OEEMMII per planet. That will give you an approximate idea of the number of BUUAWAA existing “here and now” -we beg pardon for the chronotopographic absurdity- in the WAAM WAAM , which, ACCEPT IT ONCE AND FOR ALL, HAS NEITHER BEGINNING NOR END. For, for you, neither your fictitious birth nor your supposed end exist without the intervention of the supreme pole of INFORMATION (WOA).Do you understand now that if a UUGEE (2) perishes in the womb from natural or induced causes, that UUGEE goes on living ETERNALLY, its brief “life” in WAAM WUUOAAM OOGOO dimensions being as similar and as insignificant in eternal life as those of one of you who dies at 120 years of OYAGAA, (an age which, incidentally, similar to ours as a limit, you are about to reach as a maximum value, without this meaning anything more than that), which is of no great importance except to your frightened eyes, lacking perception of the beyond, which has only been erroneously sketched by uncultured, lascivious and greedy monks. Do you not see that while you live you are dead, because you do not enjoy full freedom, and that you will only be truly alive when you are inordinated in the BUAAWWAA BIIAEII?. Imagine that one of your many metamorphic worms “grew sad” at being buried in a watertight though slightly permeable enclosure (symbolically a tomb), presumably to end up dead, unaware that afterwards a fuller life awaits it in which, instead of crawling, its newly acquired wings allow it to fly. We beg your pardon for this puerile and hackneyed metaphor, but our sole intention is that a large part of the humanity of OYAGAA, reading us in the future, may understand our concepts and assimilate them. Do not forget the enormous cultural differences that still exist between the different ethnic groups and social strata of OYAGAA. We repeat to you that we are NOT going to intervene for the moment, and this would only happen in the face of the risk -notably higher than the one that could currently be attributed to you- of the DESTRUCTION OF 62,67% OF HIGHER LIFE ON YOUR COLD STAR within the next 9,47 years of OYAGAA. But each of you, forgetting that your humanity might have more than 3X10^7 years of your time of essence incorporated into its OEMMII left, goes on insisting that we manifest ourselves, because underlying the demand is the selfish, when not morbid, personal desire to know here and now what would undoubtedly be the greatest event in the whole History of OYAGAA.

Mr MR : We are now going to reveal a secret to you, knowing that your discretion is guaranteed by the BUAWA ANNEE we have carried out in you.

 

Pause…..

 

We beg you to stop reading this letter and to pronounce a solemn oath (we speak to you in moral terms of OYAGAA, although these differ from ours only in nuances) before continuing to read. By that oath you undertake not to reveal the content of the paragraph that follows except to the brothers we will indicate to you afterwards. You also undertake to mutilate that paragraph by cutting around it and to burn it afterwards. You may keep the rest of the letter (including these lines) and show it or photocopy it for whomever you decide.

 

ATTENTION: FROM THE BEGINNING OF THIS PARAGRAPH UP TO HERE, YOU, MR MR, MUST AMPUTATE AND BURN THE CONTENT. BUT YOU MAY FIRST MAKE A PHOTOCOPY, WHICH YOU WILL LIKEWISE BURN LATER, AND SHOW THE COMPLETE LETTER TO: Mr , Mr ,Mrs , Mrs , Mr , Mr and Mr , EXCLUSIVELY- ­XXXX -Paragraph deleted by the addressee- XXXX-, requiring from them, moreover, a prior oath or promise not to divulge it. Mr MR, we wish to answer all your concerns, but our superiors, much better qualified, advise us not to, and we obey.

 

My hand, undeservedly, on your noble chest, Mr MR

 

 

Submissive in the OYAGAA mission to IRAA 4, son of IRAA 3

 

(*) In reality the figure tends to infinity.

(1)

(2) We know that a BUUAWAA is infused into an OEMMII at the precise instant of the fusion of an ovum with a spermatozoon.